imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

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the ways Rin looks at Haruka in episode 12.
 。:゚(。ノω\。)゚・。

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chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

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yoccu:

psychicswords:

I know. This will cheer me u—

OH MY FUCKING GOD

i need this on my blog more recently

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

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drdoofenshmirtz:

my favorite songs 

  1. numa numa
  2. caramell dansen 
  3. everytime we touch

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lowlighter:

took a break to catch up to this SHOWW

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無題 [] 梅宮

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captainarlert:

yourweeaboobs:

"hey look, there goes our heterosexuality"

just watch it fly away in the wind

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Gratz on your face bro. You look like a pin up model in those pics ;3

ahhhhh thank you so much hifurhfuhrufh <33

Ronnie you're so pretty how do you do it

sacrificing dudebros to queen yonce has unlocked levels for me you should try it

no but thank you omg lololol

Anonymous
You're like a disney princess! Impossibly good looking

aaaahh [falling over and foaming at the mouth]

 am very appreciative thank you kindly

DUDE, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

uhuerhuehrheh oh thank you >_< <3333333333333